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    There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
    ― Linda Grayson




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    A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
    ― Bernard Meltzer


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    It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected
    ― Charles Lamb










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    A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success
    ― Doug Larson


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    A true friend stabs you in the front.
    ― Oscar Wilde


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    There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
    ― Benjamin Franklin

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    You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
    ― Harry S. Truman

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    Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
    ― Groucho Marx
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    One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
    ― George Carlin
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    Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
    ― Anne Lindbergh


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    When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
    ― Groucho Marx
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    I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street
    ― Virginia Woolf


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    When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier
    ― Diane Von Furstenberg
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    Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty
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    My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
    ― Dame Edna Everage


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    Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
    ― C.S. Lewis


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    The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
    ― Aaron Machado
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    I bet dying vultures have lots of awkward moments with their friends.
    ― Guy Endore-Kaiser


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    If you lend a friend five dollars and never see him again, it was worth it